The cutest little
story with the cutest little ending. (Revised)
Once upon a time there was a cute little bunny who went hopping through the cute
little forest and ran into another cute little bunny. The first cute
little bunny said, "Let's be friends!" and the second cute little
bunny said, "Okay!" So the cute little bunnies went hopping
through the cute little forest together until they came upon a cute little
truck. The cute little bunnies said to the cute little truck, "Let's
be friends!" but all the cute little truck said was... *THUMP* *THUMP*
The cute little end. :-)
If you liked the
mutilation of cute little bunnies hit by a truck than you'll love this.
It's...The Even Cuter Little Story with a Happier Little Ending (Revised)
Once upon a time there was a cute little bunny who married another cute little
bunny and they had a big cute little bunny family. One day the cute little bunny
father said, "Let's spend family time together!" The rest of the
cute little bunny family all replied enthusiastically, "YEAH!"
So the cute little bunny family went to the park to have a picnic. On the
way to the park, they met another cute little bunny family and the cute little
bunny mother said to the other cute little bunny family, "Let's be
friends!" The other cute little bunny family's mother said,
"Okay!" So the cute little bunny families became friends.
Then at the park they met a poacher so they all said, "Let's be
friends!" The poacher said nothing. The cute little bunnies got
scared, and I ended up with a new little bunny fur coat.
Another cute little end. :-)
How Sweet it is
The revenge of a cute little bunny
"THOSE BUNNY STORIES WILL BE NO MORE! HA HA HA HA
HA HA!!!!" was the
opening words of the annual cute little bunny convention. We knew what we
had to do. Cutsey, the speaker for this year's convention, called an end
to the meeting and left us with the order to bring him Snuh Foo, the writer of
the horrid bunny stories, so we could get our revenge. We bunnies may be
cute on the outside but we are sure mean on the inside!
Oh I forgot to introduce myself with the dramatic intro
and all... Hi my name is Moopsey, I am cute little bunny number
4,298,616,789,387. As you know we bunnies had it out for Snuh Foo BUT NOT
ANYMORE HA HA HA HA HA!!! That's enough, I don't want to ruin the ending
for you. Anyway if you ever wondered why we multiply so quickly its
because we are trying to take over the world. And as you know Snuh has
been decreasing our population. Luckily since then our population has quadrupled
so a few bunnies didn't make much of a difference, but its the principal of the
matter. But we knew we had to put a stop to this so just kick back and
wait for the demise of your friend, the cute little bunny killer.
After the convention I went to find Snuh. I heard
rumors that she lives near the edge of the forest, but the giant tire tracks
lead the way. When I got there I charged the house only to find that no
one was there. So I decided to stake out the until she came home. I
set a few traps in and around the house and waited. A few hours later I
woke up to see Snuh walking through the house. She didn't get caught by
any of my traps! I suddenly realized this is going to be harder than I thought.
So I decided to take her by force. I jumped out in front of her and yelled
"STOP!!! I'M HERE TO CAPTU...." That's when she stepped on me. A
few hours later I regained consciousness, by then she was asleep. So I got
a large bag and stuffed her inside. I quickly closed up the bag before she
could get out and dragged her to Cutsey.
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here to see the fate of Snuh Foo.